Allow Drinking In The Workplace

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Here’s a few great reasons to allow drinking in the workplace…

1. It’s an incentive to show up;

2. It reduces stress;

3. It leads to more honest communications;

4. It reduces complaints about low pay;

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover;

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear;

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter;

8. It encourages carpooling;

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care;

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work;

11. It makes fellow employees look better;

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better;

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks;

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.